Welcome to the Aristotle: Astral Audio Assessment launch test briefing. We will be conducting experiments to see which is most suitable for a safe and proper launch. These six audio files are in time-sync with our six step launch/flight procedure. So pay close attention to time-signature, and audio cue.
As you know, this is the last shuttle to leave Earth, we’re housing some of man’s most important belongings and discoveries. We built “Aristotle” out of Earth’s strongest minerals but are still unsure of how they’ll function in space so be sure to record all observations.
We’re the last shuttle to leave Earth and haven’t received any news from the crafts before us. This will be our first test/experiment so make sure you follow basic procedure.
Good luck, and smooth sailing sailor.
rest ez to my brother sam – 92 til’ infinity
fly high bruh!